gerald
the grocery bag. $GERALD
gerald is just a bag. gerald goes where the wind goes.
a meme token on pons, paired with ETH. 2% creator tax.
launching soon · sunday, . the contract address goes here once it exists.
the only $GERALD will be the address that appears here at launch. copies of gerald will show up, some ending in the same characters: check all of it. gerald never DMs first, never runs a presale, never asks for a seed phrase.
recent sightings of gerald
gerald has been busy. gerald has not been anywhere in particular.
7:42 am, the parking lot
gerald came out of a shopping cart and did not look back.
9:15 am, a chain-link fence
gerald was stuck for a while. gerald did not complain.
11:03 am, above the bus stop
a kid pointed at gerald. gerald felt seen.
12:30 pm, somewhere over the river
gerald is fine. gerald is always fine.
gerald takes a little.
2%
just enough for the wind. it goes to the creator and is fixed at launch. the creator also receives most of the 1% pons platform fee.
the corner market
one bag, blowing away
$GERALD, a meme token
- total supply
- 1,000,000,000
- fixed supply
- paired with
- ETH on pons
- creator tax
- 2%
- on every buy and sell. fixed at launch
- pons platform fee
- 1%
- on every trade. most of it goes to the creator
- liquidity
- locked
- permanently, at graduation
- team allocation
- none
- only the creator's public launch buy
thank you for shopping.
please recycle your bag.
the wind forecast
gerald lands on pons sunday,
that is 15:00 in mexico city and 5:00pm in new york. until then, gerald waits in the parking lot.
when the pons curve sells out, $GERALD graduates to a Uniswap pool and its liquidity is locked for good.
share gerald on x (opens in a new tab)gerald is see-through. so is $GERALD.
no funny business.
every line here links to the place where you can check it yourself.
signed, gerald
the contract is public.
the contract address appears here at launch, sunday 21:00 utc.
the creator is public.
$GERALD launches from dynastyx.eth. its whole history is one click away.
the tax is fixed.
a 2% creator tax on every buy and every sell, set at launch. it can never be raised.
“It is capped, so a creator cannot set it to anything they like, and it is fixed at creation, so it cannot be raised on you later.”
no mint, no freeze, no blacklist.
nobody can make more $GERALD, and nobody can freeze or blacklist a wallet that holds it.
“There is no mint, no way to freeze or blacklist a wallet, no way to add a tax after launch, and no way for anyone to reach the liquidity once it is locked.”
the liquidity locks at graduation.
when the curve sells out, $GERALD moves to a Uniswap pool and its liquidity is locked for good.
“A Uniswap pool is created and its liquidity is locked permanently.”
how to get $GERALD
- get some ETH on Robinhood Chain.
- go to pons and connect your wallet.
- search the contract address from this page (it appears at launch). never the name alone.
- buy. then let it drift, like gerald.
take gerald with you
free to use. make your own gerald.
gerald is still out there.
somewhere between the parking lot and the sky. no plan. nothing hidden. just wind.
follow gerald on xlaunching soon · sunday, . the contract address goes here once it exists.
the only $GERALD will be the address that appears here at launch. copies of gerald will show up, some ending in the same characters: check all of it. gerald never DMs first, never runs a presale, never asks for a seed phrase.